I used to be a commodity trader. True story. My forte* was more aluminium than gold. But I had a soft spot for the much maligned gold bull. (insofar as I feel a bit sorry for them) Gold is literally the realm of the crazies and fringe loonies. Historically always has been, and is likely to remain so.
*I use the word ‘forte’ quite loosely.
In any any event I thought this was hilarious.