‘That’s not a dog, that’s a basset’
My two year old daughter already knows that a Basset Hound is… something else… definitely NOT a dog though.
Took me much, much longer to realize this. (By that time they’ve already integrated themselves at the pinnacle of the household hierarchy and are impossible to usurp)
Don’t let that laughable exterior and amusing gait fool you, inside lurks exceptional cunning and will.