Decoy

If you’re going to leave work early… make sure you leave a decoy.

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Make sure its of similar management style and appearance. You don’t want your ruse to be immediately discovered. Also (and I speak from experience) better if you and your decoy are of equal skill… you don’t want to be upstaged by a garden variety vegetable. We had an unfortunate incident once where an oversized gem-squash solved one of our more challenging bottlenecks. It was a little embarrassing.

Also yes. This me. The one of the left.

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